26 June 2006

Ransom Note

My favorite cousin, B, needed to find a home for her cat.

So we took Jack in. Jack didn't take us in, per say. He expanded my theory that every other person on the planet has more willpower than me by demonstrating that apparently so does every other MAMMAL when his hunger-strike delved into the 7th day, prompting B to rescue him back from us. She kindly left his things for a devestated Big A, telling her that we could use them to get a new cat.

This being over a month ago, (which in childhood time is tantamount to approximately 3 years) I packed up the items and told B we needed to schedule a pick-up. Big A saw the things, and reminded me that there had been a promise to get a new cat. Before I could list the top 742 reasons why we didn't need a cat, she said, "I'm old enough now to remember when you don't keep your promises."

We have a new addition to our family. Her name is Stella. ("Stella" loosely translated in the motherhood name book: "Desperate attempt to maintain mommy hero status rather than mommy-promise-breaker-and childhood-destroyer status".)

2 comments:

Bethany said...

Welcome, Stella. May you eat more than Jack. (And enjoy his supplies.)

I still feel a little blame coming my way over all of this.

Still not taking responsibility :).

Anonymous said...

I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU HAD GOTTEN A CAT! CONGRATULATIONS! I AM SO LOSING TOUCH WITH LIFE! I THINK I NEED TO DITCH "SOMETHING" AND GET BACK TO REALITY!

R